gnarly:

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

ocultaba:

don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves 

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

cap-ulet:

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even

cap-ulet:

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even

vodcar:

just popped round 2 see ol queenie liz

vodcar:

just popped round 2 see ol queenie liz

lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

image

vodcar:

freyaneighbour:

i just reached 69 followers!!

(tonight is your night Will) (how sexy and suggestive of me) (middle aged couple I THINK NOT)

lol wots so c00l about 69???????

you get to do it with me

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