me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that
her: come over
me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
her: my parents aren't home
me: he is ASLEEP
mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

dyselxia:

bugs irl

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bugs in animal crossing

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animatedtext:

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

fr-katrina:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

Apparently independent thinking becomes too hard and so we then revert back to stage 1